Ever wondered what the Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions are? If you are as lazy as I am and have no intention of keeping your New Year’s Resolution anyway you might as well just pick one or two off this list. If however you are intent on keeping your’s this year, try one of mine [...]

So you stumbled into your favourite coffee shop/restaurant/take away and they…
a) took too long
b) botched your order
c) insulted your dog/girlfriend/religion/favourite team
d) served you a decaf by mistake
e) all of the above
what do you do? Do what all the whimps do! Go to hellopeter.com pull out a lexicon (that’s a dictionary) and write the most contrived [...]

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Are you one of those people who think it is your right to complain in restaurants, in fact you think the restaurant owner will be forever indebted to you for pointing out his short comings and those of his staff? Well take a look at this T-Shirt I came across the other day and complain [...]

I suppose you always had the sea and the mountains and we always Doppio Zero (seemed like a fair trade to me!) but now that we are sending you Doppio Zero, could you send us the sea and the mountain. Yes, I know what you are thinking, being from Johannesburg we will probably only mess [...]