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• Micheal Jackson’s upcoming tour will NOT be canceled due to his death. He will be replaced by an 8 year old violin player, so audiences still get to watch a kiddie fiddler perform
• Turns out Michael Jackson did not have a heart attack in the general ward, he had a massive STROKE in the children’s ward!
• The Michael Jackson commemorative doll… Wind it up, it sings, break dances and then molests your kids.
• Michael Jackson passed away. Authorities released a statement saying they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
• Michael’s dying words,-’take me to the children’s ward’
• Difference between MJ & Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids!
• Has MJ left his organ to some child?
• LA coroner says autopsy found live chicken up Jacksons arse. Police suspect FOUL play
• What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
• NEWSFLASH: Gary Glitter makes world record bid for Michael Jackson’s computer!
• Isn’t it strange how Farrah Fawcett died the same day as Michael Jackson? Farrah did Majors, while Jackson did minors.

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